i am better than you


i'm sorry but i do feel like i am better than most people on the earth. it's not that i want to be conceited, it's just the truth. i have a college degree which puts me ahead of more than half the people who live in Arkansas. i live pretty well on my own, without financial support from anyone. i'm proud to say that i'm 24 and have no children, especially since i was a teenager when the whole 'teen pregnancy' issue exploded. i also have no divorces, no STDs, no criminal history and no people who want to kill me. or at least i hope the last one is true.

i've earned the right to feel like i'm better than you. i work hard to achieve this status!

i'm a snob. i know it. everyone around me knows it. so what's the big deal?

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